@thegibson @djsundog @gdkar You approach a large meadow. Before you stands a white gazebo. Behind you, a forest. Off in the dark depths of the forest, you hear the growling of what certainly must be a wumpus.
You notice the gazebo has a monitor and keyboard affixed to one of its posts. It is running Windows 3.0 in 80286 mode.
What do you do?