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@diodelass here at the w3 consortium weโ€™re hiring a Guardian of the Scroll. This role involves flying around the world to headquarters of popular web companies whose websites hijack scroll behaviour, and hitting their management with a comically oversized squeaky rubber hammer until they cease.

lewd adj 

Every dog in Constantinople
Is still a dog in Constantinople.
Youโ€™re a dog in Constantinople
And also in Instanbul.

I cracked wise at The Cheat
But to be fair The Cheat cracked wise at me first

Sesame Street, a show created for public access television to help kids from low-income families learn to read and write, is being put being a paywall which will prevent the kids who most need it from accessing it.
The past 50 seasons are also included in that so they can't be streamed anywhere else.

Fuck capitalism.

Pirate Sesame Street.

Mastodon 3.0.0 question 

In lieu of our stolen airwaves, we are streaming our live talk from the Brooklyn COmmons Cafe. Load up , where we will go live momentarily.

the Google Stadia negative latency nonsense is like Douglas Adams' elevators that can see into the future for no other reason than to know which floor you wanna go to except much shittier

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