**Tremaine** @Mainebot@octodon.social · Jan 20, 2018, 19:27

**Tremaine** @Mainebot@octodon.social · Jan 20, 2018, 19:27

Tremaine @Mainebot@octodon.social

On the road to Ikea
I should have a ring to dispose of or something
Because ikea is a burned-out dump full of orcs and it's exhausting to walk across.

**gdkar** @gdkar@mastodon.mit.edu · Jan 20, 2018, 21:31

**gdkar** @gdkar@mastodon.mit.edu · Jan 20, 2018, 21:31

@Mainebot and _mysteriously at sea level_.

...

uhhhhh. that might just be the local IKEA, tho. 🤷

**Tremaine** @Mainebot@octodon.social · Jan 20, 2018, 21:48

**Tremaine** @Mainebot@octodon.social · Jan 20, 2018, 21:48

@gdkar

... No the one in Vancouver is very very at sea-level.

:thaenkin:

**gdkar** @gdkar@mastodon.mit.edu · Jan 20, 2018, 21:50

**gdkar** @gdkar@mastodon.mit.edu · Jan 20, 2018, 21:50

@Mainebot hmmmmmmmm....

yeah, 'cause the closest one here is ( according to google maps ) very at sea-level, despite the nearest road being at like 400-500 feet?????

it's weird. i don't know why they'd do that, especially given predicted sea level rise and stuff. 🤷

**DJ Sundog - from the toot-lab** @djsundog · 2018-01-20T21:51:31Z

DJ Sundog - from the toot-lab @djsundog

@gdkar @Mainebot what if the foundation of each ikea location is actually a barge

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**gdkar** @gdkar@mastodon.mit.edu · Jan 20, 2018, 21:52

**gdkar** @gdkar@mastodon.mit.edu · Jan 20, 2018, 21:52

@djsundog @Mainebot that would explain how they could charge such barge-an... prices... 🤔

**Tremaine** @Mainebot@octodon.social · Jan 20, 2018, 22:03

**Tremaine** @Mainebot@octodon.social · Jan 20, 2018, 22:03

@gdkar @djsundog

AAAAAAAAAAAA

I was gonna say it was so they could literally sink them if they become unprofitable