twitter: we, in our role as titans of technologies both arcane and fearsome, are the town square of the world and the place where Important Discussions Occur and we take this duty Extremely Seriously.
also twitter: it is literally impossible to keep this shit online for more than 24 days at a time.
@twitter now imagine trying to convince me that each post it note in that toppled over pile is worth thirty dollars.
@djsundog "for a mere thirty dollars i will run up to someone and stick your post it note on their forehead"
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