Anyone caught using the phrase construction "save up to x% or more" is immediately banned from any form of broadly distributed media until they have a grasp of number lines.
@yuki increasingly convinced that Randall might just be me with a time machine and access to cellular regeneration technology along with a newly found propensity for fucking with my former selves
@djsundog around x, ish, we won't tell you if this is the mode or the median or the average or the original intent
(imagine if someone actually started a class action lawsuit alleging that the actual savings across all instances were never capable of being calculated as anything close to x or higher)
@djsundog save up to five minutes or more by not using up five minutes or more
"Well, which is it? Up to, or more? PICK ONE."
@djsundog That reminds me of those late-night infomercials were they hawk products that's "absolutely free for only $19.95."
@djsundog "You will comply... or less."
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