a city with a half-meter wide serpentine loop conveyor belt in a tube connecting everyone's basements as a community freecycling system
@balrogboogie and a batch of fresh pancakes maybe
@djsundog my downstream neighbor would either love me or hate me
@balrogboogie ooh, people could yell requests upstream - "anybody got a Game Genie i can borrow?"
@djsundog ohh now i really want this just so i can proudly answer "yes, i still have my 25-year-old game genie, and you can borrow it"
@djsundog all basements have a similar system, recursively, that slowly moves your junk closer to the city-wide belt. By the time an item reaches the city belt you will have forgotten it existed or used it
@clarkenciel that's what happened to the McElroy kid
@lichen make them trikes with baskets and it's even better than a conveyor belt because it's self-powered and point-multipoint
@djsundog like a sushi restaurant but for random stuff people o longer need
@theoutrider exactly, or sushi if you have extra and want to share
@djsundog i'd put a boombox on it that just plays Prince on repeat until the battery dies