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waxing nostalgic for the near future by way of the near past - 2000 chars, involves feels Show more

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this is my semi-regular yet aperiodic reminder that this place here is a distributed federated version of Callahan's as far as I can tell and that is one of the most bestest things that can be.

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Every one of you is precious and wonderful and unique and necessary and deserving of life and love and peace.

Anything your brain does to try to convince you otherwise is a mean trick.

Please try to remember this. Remember it unceasingly.

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i really like bela lugosi's dead by bauhaus and not just because nine and a half minutes of guitar noise, bass, and vocals confuses most everyone else

@djsundog ha ha but no-one could Ever forge E-Mail it's ✨~Sacred~✨

-- the entire foundation of the internet.

Next to cell phones, the next most ubiquitous auth channel has got to still be email, huh. Damnable email.

It'd be great if we could use mobile phone numbers for identity and authentication, but the phone companies are much better about selling your usage data than they are about preventing unauthorized changes to your account that can divert access to your number, making that idea worthless in practice.

SundogAuth decoder rings are individually hand-crafted for each new user. Please allow 4-6 weeks for account access.

@djsundog @revenant Shouldn't have taken that hypercard from Raven.

@djsundog Not soon enough!

*plots a REVOLUTION*

*this is totally a proportionate action*

Thank you for signing up. Please tear a 5"x7" photograph in half and mail one half to:

New Accounts - <your_username>
PO Box 64275986485312
Reno, NV

Carry the other half with you at all times and prevent damage or degradation. Facsimiles will not be acceptable for authentication purposes.

@djsundog @kurtm @mwlucas I'm not paying for shoddy aldi engineering when we have a perfectly good air compressor and butane torch

Goth isnt about your eyeliner or your awesome patch vest or your bust size.

Goth is about that awesome feeling you get listening to "Dead Can Dance" at 6:30 on a rainy morning after being up all night.

sudden realization that i actually drove a U-Haul to a fediverse mod's house yesterday, and then dumped a pile of cat-urine-soaked and/or broken and/or dangerously fragile junk into her front yard

so uhh

support your mods, they put up with a lot of shit :flan_thumbs:

also remind me to deal with that tomorrow asap thanks

Remember when it was the '00s and "burning CDs" was a thing and you sometimes needed third-party software for that and one of them was called "Nero Burning ROM"

I literally *just* got that pun

Most days I feel like Google has tuned their search algorithm to intentionally misunderstand my queries in ways it never used to. This does not help my paranoia.

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This is a private instance that is using for development and testing.